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[ebonlock]

Well just a little over 12 hours and I'll have Deathly Hallows in my hands. If anybody should like to make last minute predictions regarding what happens lay 'em on me. Who lives, who dies, what are the horcruxes and of course is Snape a good guy or a bad guy. This only applies to those pious souls who've avoided spoilers, of course ;)

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[pikabot]

I am strongly of the opinion that Snape will get a blowjob from the Sorting Hat.

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

I am strongly of the opinion that Snape will get a blowjob from the Sorting Hat.

Ok this has become my new favorite fic challenge as it is one of the few pairings even I haven't been able to find throughout the vast interwebs. And believe me, I've even read Snape/Hagrid.

[pikabot]

Funny you should say that, as the reason I say that is because way back when I read a fic about exactly that. It was the first time my brain just flatly refused to believe what I was reading. The link i followed to it has since died, but I do have this one except from it...

Sorting Hat: Oh, when it comes to the mind there's really no limits. I hear what you think with one head as well as the other, if you get my drift

But you haven't really llived until you've read Volldemort/Pikachu slash.

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

The scariest thing is that given the spoilers I've read it's actually possible that this scenario could take place in book 7. Think on that and be dismayed.

[pikabot]

...I hope you are referring to Snape/Sorting Hat, not Voldemort/Pikachu. otherwise...WTF, mates?

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

I have promised not to spoil anything for anyone reading here in the comments so I will merely pantomime zipping my lips and smile enigmatically.

I trust you've seen this?

[senatorhatty.livejournal.com]

http://xkcd.com/c109.html

Re: I trust you've seen this?

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

LOL, no I hadn't but it was a delight, thanks for posting!

[psyfic.livejournal.com]

You do know my sweetie wrote Voldemort/toy train set, right? ;)

It's called 'Coming Round the Mountain':
http://www.the-archive.net/viewuser.php?uid=28

She also wrote Snape/pineapple... :D *terribly proud of her pervy spouse*

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

I think I'll save those for later... :)