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ebonlockAmerica Should Exchange its "Progressives" for Mexican Immigrants
...At the same time that "liberals" hate the United States, some Mexicans have been eager to come. Many conservatives have argued for limitations on immigration. But I think that even the most anti-immigration conservative would agree that if we could exchange Mexicans for "liberals" the nation would be better off. Therefore, I propose an exchange program.
Universities should be asked to move to Mexico. This could be done by making continued tax exemption contingent on relocation to Mexico. In addition, educators, trial attorneys, newspapers and television stations should be encouraged to move to Mexico, again, using tax incentives. In addition, New York City, Los Angeles and San Francisco could be asked to secede and to merge with Mexico City. Much as Alaska is separated from mainland America, so can New York, LA and San Francisco be separated from a nation in which their "progressive" residents can believe. This would also have the side benefit of sending Nancy Pelosi and Charles Rangel to the Mexican Congress.
[Editor's note: This is totally the best part, how someone could write this and not have their heads implode from the sheer illogical hypocrisy of it is beyond my understanding. Emphasis mine.]
...American "progressive" traitors would be replaced by Mexican immigrants. The immigrants would be required to go to American schools, which, since the "progressive" educators will have emigrated, would teach principles on which America is based. These include freedom, tolerance, and respect for those with whom we disagree. The schools would encourage loyalty. Most importantly schools would teach reading, writing and arithmetic properly for the first time in a century. Once the "progressives" go, our math and reading scores will shoot up because incompetent education will go with them.
[Editor's note: Just wanted to point out here that they don't mention science as being one of these properly taught courses. One wonders if it's being replaced in the syllabus with Loyalty 101.]
The result would be a large number of Americans of Mexican extraction who have replaced traitorous "liberals". Freed of "progressives", the American economy would explode. We would become fabulously wealthy. It would be like the late 19th century. New ideas would transform the world.
[Editor's note: Ok so I'd like to assume that this person understood that at least some of that incredible 19th century prosperity was created on the backs of slaves and through huge, merciless and unstable empires...but I no longer feel comfortable in assuming any wingnut worth his/her screed has the faintest clue about history. Also, correct me if I'm wrong here, but was everyone in America fabulously wealthy in the 19th century? I don't seem to recall that particular golden era of universal prosperity but then again I guess I was taught by incompetent, progressive teachers so maybe they just skipped it. Sometimes I envy the wingnuts their own little reality. It must be nice there. I bet they have unicorns and everything.]
At the same time, with even more left wing kooks than it has now, Mexico would deteriorate rapidly. In a few generations the descendents of the new Mexican "progressives" would begin to try to return here. But the future Americans, including those descended from Mexican immigrants, would not let them. They are not fools. The "progressives" would be required to remain in Mexico. Their descendents would have the chance to eat what their "progressive" ancestors served.
[Editor's note: Anyone want to put money on this particular theory? That America, once freed of all progressives would turn into a capitalist utopia, I mean. And of course that Mexico, now the home to liberal traitors and of course raking in the cash from NY, SF, LA, all media and news outlets formerly a part of the US, etc. would descend into something not unlike Mad Max. Yeah, I didn't think I'd get any takers on this one...]
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...At the same time that "liberals" hate the United States, some Mexicans have been eager to come. Many conservatives have argued for limitations on immigration. But I think that even the most anti-immigration conservative would agree that if we could exchange Mexicans for "liberals" the nation would be better off. Therefore, I propose an exchange program.
Universities should be asked to move to Mexico. This could be done by making continued tax exemption contingent on relocation to Mexico. In addition, educators, trial attorneys, newspapers and television stations should be encouraged to move to Mexico, again, using tax incentives. In addition, New York City, Los Angeles and San Francisco could be asked to secede and to merge with Mexico City. Much as Alaska is separated from mainland America, so can New York, LA and San Francisco be separated from a nation in which their "progressive" residents can believe. This would also have the side benefit of sending Nancy Pelosi and Charles Rangel to the Mexican Congress.
[Editor's note: This is totally the best part, how someone could write this and not have their heads implode from the sheer illogical hypocrisy of it is beyond my understanding. Emphasis mine.]
...American "progressive" traitors would be replaced by Mexican immigrants. The immigrants would be required to go to American schools, which, since the "progressive" educators will have emigrated, would teach principles on which America is based. These include freedom, tolerance, and respect for those with whom we disagree. The schools would encourage loyalty. Most importantly schools would teach reading, writing and arithmetic properly for the first time in a century. Once the "progressives" go, our math and reading scores will shoot up because incompetent education will go with them.
[Editor's note: Just wanted to point out here that they don't mention science as being one of these properly taught courses. One wonders if it's being replaced in the syllabus with Loyalty 101.]
The result would be a large number of Americans of Mexican extraction who have replaced traitorous "liberals". Freed of "progressives", the American economy would explode. We would become fabulously wealthy. It would be like the late 19th century. New ideas would transform the world.
[Editor's note: Ok so I'd like to assume that this person understood that at least some of that incredible 19th century prosperity was created on the backs of slaves and through huge, merciless and unstable empires...but I no longer feel comfortable in assuming any wingnut worth his/her screed has the faintest clue about history. Also, correct me if I'm wrong here, but was everyone in America fabulously wealthy in the 19th century? I don't seem to recall that particular golden era of universal prosperity but then again I guess I was taught by incompetent, progressive teachers so maybe they just skipped it. Sometimes I envy the wingnuts their own little reality. It must be nice there. I bet they have unicorns and everything.]
At the same time, with even more left wing kooks than it has now, Mexico would deteriorate rapidly. In a few generations the descendents of the new Mexican "progressives" would begin to try to return here. But the future Americans, including those descended from Mexican immigrants, would not let them. They are not fools. The "progressives" would be required to remain in Mexico. Their descendents would have the chance to eat what their "progressive" ancestors served.
[Editor's note: Anyone want to put money on this particular theory? That America, once freed of all progressives would turn into a capitalist utopia, I mean. And of course that Mexico, now the home to liberal traitors and of course raking in the cash from NY, SF, LA, all media and news outlets formerly a part of the US, etc. would descend into something not unlike Mad Max. Yeah, I didn't think I'd get any takers on this one...]
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Date: 2007-05-08 01:07 am (UTC)Just my Left Wing Radical Idea here in San Jose, Ca.
I hope he realizes that if LA goes, so goes Orange County and San Diego, because they are attached at the hip.
Ya Know, If California left the USofA, the rest of the country would probably go into Recession, not to mention Broke. We currently only get back about 2 out of every 3 dollars we send to the Federal Government.
He shows a complete lack of brains or patriotism. Our Founding Fathers are spinning in their graves.
I could go on, but there's a hockey game starting Real Soon Now.
Go Sharks!