The saga of Stumpy
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ebonlockHave I told the story about Stumpy the three footed lizard? I don't believe so, but if I have, forgive the repeat. Stumpy lives on our patio behind the potted plants and is about 5 inches in length from snout to tip of tail. Or it was anyway. You see Kage, mighty huntress that she is, decided that Stumpy was her prey. Stumpy seemed blissfully ignorant of this fact, even after ending up in her mouth on at least one previous occasion.
It got away pretty cleanly the first time, but this last time luck was not with Stumpy.
I was puttering around the kitchen when I noticed Kage crouching in the backroom. Not sure if she was about to yak up a hairball I went out to investigate and noticed something squirming in her mouth. Being a cat owning veteran I figured out what was going on and grabbed her before she could take off with her catch and plunked her outside. Alas, Stumpy's tail remained in the living room. I pried open her jaws and out plopped the poor confused lizard sans tail and one foot. I winced, tossed the cat back in the house and coaxed the little lizard into movement. It didn't seem too inconvenienced by the loss of two extremities, and darted along the wall to it's hiding place in a hole in the corner. I put a nice heavy potted plant near it to give the poor bastard some cover and with any luck, an easy to catch meal of ants.
Kage spent the evening sulking and is still not on the best of terms with me I'm afraid, but I don't believe a "No prey items in the house" rule is too harsh.
On the snail front, the garden snails seem to have rallied and are brazenly oozing their way around my yard. I'm afraid to use any poisons for fear of harming the Killer Snails, so I'll probably go back to copper strips again. *grumble*
I'm of two minds about the article "Let's all take a deep breath, stop arguing about the war", I would agree with:
"More polite conversation. Less political confrontation.
More amity. Less animosity."
And yeah it's been my experience that:
"Supporters of the war dismiss opponents as francophiles, appeasers and international weenies. Opponents of the war denounce supporters as knuckle-dragging, Bush-loving rednecks."
But I don't personally believe that it has to be this way. Sure it's easier to just shout the rhetoric of whichever side you happen to be on at the top of your lungs than to carry on a civilized conversation...but does that mean we shouldn't even try? Is the only real option here to just give up on rational discourse and play charades instead?
I like to think that if you treat those around you with respect and good manners you'll get that in return. You don't always have to agree with them, and indeed you may strongly oppose their position and opinions, but that doesn't mean that there are only two options possible, refusal to talk to them at all on any "touchy subjects" or an ugly confrontation. The third position is to act with maturity and respect, and it's the course I prefer to take.
These days I try to take a few minutes in the morning to visit the following sites:
Details of British Casualties
The IRAQ BODY COUNT Database
Forces: U.S. & Coalition/Casualties
Forces: POW/MIA
It gives me a little perspective on the whole discussion.
It got away pretty cleanly the first time, but this last time luck was not with Stumpy.
I was puttering around the kitchen when I noticed Kage crouching in the backroom. Not sure if she was about to yak up a hairball I went out to investigate and noticed something squirming in her mouth. Being a cat owning veteran I figured out what was going on and grabbed her before she could take off with her catch and plunked her outside. Alas, Stumpy's tail remained in the living room. I pried open her jaws and out plopped the poor confused lizard sans tail and one foot. I winced, tossed the cat back in the house and coaxed the little lizard into movement. It didn't seem too inconvenienced by the loss of two extremities, and darted along the wall to it's hiding place in a hole in the corner. I put a nice heavy potted plant near it to give the poor bastard some cover and with any luck, an easy to catch meal of ants.
Kage spent the evening sulking and is still not on the best of terms with me I'm afraid, but I don't believe a "No prey items in the house" rule is too harsh.
On the snail front, the garden snails seem to have rallied and are brazenly oozing their way around my yard. I'm afraid to use any poisons for fear of harming the Killer Snails, so I'll probably go back to copper strips again. *grumble*
I'm of two minds about the article "Let's all take a deep breath, stop arguing about the war", I would agree with:
"More polite conversation. Less political confrontation.
More amity. Less animosity."
And yeah it's been my experience that:
"Supporters of the war dismiss opponents as francophiles, appeasers and international weenies. Opponents of the war denounce supporters as knuckle-dragging, Bush-loving rednecks."
But I don't personally believe that it has to be this way. Sure it's easier to just shout the rhetoric of whichever side you happen to be on at the top of your lungs than to carry on a civilized conversation...but does that mean we shouldn't even try? Is the only real option here to just give up on rational discourse and play charades instead?
I like to think that if you treat those around you with respect and good manners you'll get that in return. You don't always have to agree with them, and indeed you may strongly oppose their position and opinions, but that doesn't mean that there are only two options possible, refusal to talk to them at all on any "touchy subjects" or an ugly confrontation. The third position is to act with maturity and respect, and it's the course I prefer to take.
These days I try to take a few minutes in the morning to visit the following sites:
Details of British Casualties
The IRAQ BODY COUNT Database
Forces: U.S. & Coalition/Casualties
Forces: POW/MIA
It gives me a little perspective on the whole discussion.
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Re: The Stumpy Fund
Date: 2003-04-02 04:07 pm (UTC)Also, the snails doing training in the deserts of Potted Plants are the same ones who have been unleashing their Weapons of Agricultural Destruction upon your broccoli seedling minority.
Ellie, Kage, and Aelf remain firmly opposed to the terrorist group The Snails, and have vowed to hunt down its leaders and wipe out every last cel throughout The Yards. The coalition may appear to be distracted by the Evil Dictator Stumpy (tm), and the restructuring of the conquered Strawberry Patch, but we assure you our first focus is and will remain the terrorist threat of The Snails...which is all related..um..somehow.
What is Artemesia's stand? Haven't heard from them in a while.
Artemisia's ambassadress responds:
Artemisia firmly supports Her Sisters in their valiant struggle against the oppression of the patriar...
Wait, the sex of Stumpy is undetermined?
And aren't snails hemaphroditic?
*Dammit, why wasn't I informed of this before the press conference?...What do you mean the mic is still on?*
Uh, ahem, Artemisia is currently preparing a formal statement and will be declaring its sisterhood with...someone...to be named at a later date.