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Columnist Coulter in hot water over voting
WEST PALM BEACH, Florida (AP)

Conservative columnist Ann Coulter has refused to cooperate in an investigation into whether she voted in the wrong precinct, so the case will probably be turned over to prosecutors, Palm Beach County’s elections chief said Wednesday.

Elections Supervisor Arthur Anderson said his office has been looking into the matter for nearly nine months, and he would turn over the case to the state attorney’s office by Friday.

Coulter’s attorney did not immediately return a call Wednesday. Nor did her publicist at her publisher, Crown Publishing.

Knowingly voting in the wrong precinct is a felony punishable by up to five years in prison.


I don't think they've got a standard issue black cocktail option in prison, poor Ann...

Date: 2006-11-02 06:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlightnrain.livejournal.com
I don't think they've got a standard issue black cocktail option in prison, poor Ann...

I kind of wish they did, that way she would be sure to be *everybody's* bitch.

Date: 2006-11-02 06:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ebonlock.livejournal.com
Oh I think she's already everybody's bitch...

Date: 2006-11-02 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlightnrain.livejournal.com
Well, yes, but this time with more fisting... Liberal fists, too. Oh, the horror. ;)

How about I make both your days?

Date: 2006-11-02 11:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scoreboard.livejournal.com
http://www.denverpost.com/ci_4588998

nut graf:

"Ted Haggard, one of the most prominent evangelical pastors in the nation, resigned today as president of the National Association of Evangelicals amid allegations that he carried on a three-year sexual relationship with a male prostitute."

Cocktails anyone?

Re: How about I make both your days?

Date: 2006-11-03 12:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ebonlock.livejournal.com
Hell, I don't even smoke but I need a cigarette after that one... Are there any straight evangelical Republicans out there?

Date: 2006-11-03 04:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] psyfic.livejournal.com
They're always assholier than thou until actual facts and evidence come up, then all of a sudden they take a powder the fifth. Lying, hypocritical, sexist, egotistical bigots - to paraphraze Lily Tomlin from "9 To 5".

Date: 2006-11-03 05:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phillipalden.livejournal.com
Why can't it be life without parole?

Date: 2006-11-03 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ebonlock.livejournal.com
Well given how she advocates violence as the answer to all life's problems, maybe she'll shiv someone in the big house and end up with just that fate ;)

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