Happy holidays!
May. 1st, 2006 04:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ebonlockTo all my pagan friends out there, happy Beltane! Hope you get to spend a little time out in the sunshine, the green grass and the trees.
And to all my wingnut friends out there (there must be one or two, right?), I wish you a very happy Codpiece Day!
A Cod-piece can fool them all
Make them think you're large
Even if you're small
Just be sure you don't fool yourself
For it's still just imagination
And to be sure it works like a lure
And will raise a wench's expectations
But have a care you have something there
Or the night will end in frustration
And let's not forget this gem, via Pandagon:
And here comes George Bush. You know, he’s in his flight suit, he’s striding across the deck, and he’s wearing his parachute harness, you know—and I’ve worn those because I parachute—and it makes the best of his manly characteristic. G. Gordon Liddy
And to all my wingnut friends out there (there must be one or two, right?), I wish you a very happy Codpiece Day!
A Cod-piece can fool them all
Make them think you're large
Even if you're small
Just be sure you don't fool yourself
For it's still just imagination
And to be sure it works like a lure
And will raise a wench's expectations
But have a care you have something there
Or the night will end in frustration
And let's not forget this gem, via Pandagon:
And here comes George Bush. You know, he’s in his flight suit, he’s striding across the deck, and he’s wearing his parachute harness, you know—and I’ve worn those because I parachute—and it makes the best of his manly characteristic. G. Gordon Liddy
