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Jul. 15th, 2005 09:04 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ebonlockFor a good chuckle, I highly recommend Jesse Taylor's humorous Harry Potter "spoilers"...
* The Half-Blood Prince...is actually Prince.
* Hogwarts replaces Defense Against The Dark Arts with abstinence-only education. Hermione excels at the class, but after she and Ron decide they're mature enough to handle the consequences of sex, she ends up preggers for the last year of school.
* Draco Malfoy is gay, gay, gay, gay, gay.
* Gay.
* Lord Voldemort's latest attempt to destroy good wizardry is revealed when he uses a concert by rap supergroup Sugarhill Gang to pollute Hogwarts minds. Believe me, it comes off better than it sounds, I swear.
* Cho and Harry hook up, and Rowling uses this as a chance to explore the world of erectile dysfunction. For two hundred and ninety one pages.
* Who dies? I'll have to keep that secret until tonight, but suffice to say that horror movie rules apply, so watch out for the first black character introduced in the book.
Also apparently they did a killer HP segment on the Daily Show last night, which of course I forgot to record *sigh*
* The Half-Blood Prince...is actually Prince.
* Hogwarts replaces Defense Against The Dark Arts with abstinence-only education. Hermione excels at the class, but after she and Ron decide they're mature enough to handle the consequences of sex, she ends up preggers for the last year of school.
* Draco Malfoy is gay, gay, gay, gay, gay.
* Gay.
* Lord Voldemort's latest attempt to destroy good wizardry is revealed when he uses a concert by rap supergroup Sugarhill Gang to pollute Hogwarts minds. Believe me, it comes off better than it sounds, I swear.
* Cho and Harry hook up, and Rowling uses this as a chance to explore the world of erectile dysfunction. For two hundred and ninety one pages.
* Who dies? I'll have to keep that secret until tonight, but suffice to say that horror movie rules apply, so watch out for the first black character introduced in the book.
Also apparently they did a killer HP segment on the Daily Show last night, which of course I forgot to record *sigh*
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Date: 2005-07-15 04:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-15 04:54 pm (UTC)Yeah but I may not be home and I already set my DVR up to get BSG, SG1, etc. I think they sometimes repeat them on Mondays as well, I'll check.
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Date: 2005-07-15 04:59 pm (UTC)I'd offer to grab it for you, but in the time it would take to mail it to CA, you'd probably already catch it when it repeats Monday or Tuesday.
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Date: 2005-07-15 05:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-15 05:46 pm (UTC)If I miss it tonight I'd dearly love to!
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Date: 2005-07-15 07:54 pm (UTC)