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Also this SW III review by

highverbalfan kicks ass:

I really hope that George adequately reimbursed the eleven-year-old girl who wrote all of Anakin and Padme's dialogue; I'm thinking though that he probably just paid her off with a case of scented glitter pens and Hello Kitty stationery. Here's a representative sample of her work:

Anakin: You are SO beautiful.
Padme: It's only because I'm SO in love.
Anakin: No, it's because I'm SO in love with YOU.
Me: I just SO threw up in my mouth.
Padme: So...does that mean that love has blinded you?
Me: WHO TALKS LIKE THIS?
[...]
Maybe the Republic was run by Catholics; I'd always thought the name 'Palpatine' seemed oddly papal. And the Imperial Guards DO dress in the traditional cardinal red...
[...]
Maul...Sidius...Grievous. George just keeps getting lazier and lazier with the names, doesn't he? If--God forbid--he does any more projects, I predict the emergence of a Grand Moff Evil Dude. Or Darth Bad.
[...]
For future reference, it'd probably be best for Christopher Lee's characters if he cut and run before the third installment of any more trilogies.
[...]
Dear George,

If there is any gravity on a ship, it must be artificially generated; there is no 'down' in space. Therefore, a ship listing to the side will not result in everything sliding down across the floor.

Suggest reading: ANY PHYSICS BOOK, EVER.

--Austin

Brilliant, go read the rest!

Also I am about to embark on my first freek weekend in like forever. What to do? Clean my apartment? Run errands? Work on costumes? Plan world domination? Decisions, decisions...