Jolly old elf my ass

[ebonlock]

Your Harry Potter Love Life (For Girls)
Name
Age
Month You Were Born	JanuaryFebruaryMarchAprilMayJuneJulyAugustSeptemberOctoberNovemberDecember
Favorite H.P. Character
Favorite Unforgivable Spell	Avada KadavraCrucioImperio
You Fall Madly In Love With
Number Of Times You Have Sex	7
You Are Together	6 Years
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So I get the twins but only manage to have sex with them roughly once a year before getting whacked by Santa. Dammit!

Comments

[tyee.livejournal.com]

Woo, I got the twins and I get to boink them 32 times in two years before Voldemort offs me!

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

Woo, I got the twins and I get to boink them 32 times in two years before Voldemort offs me!

Well I'm glad someone got some use out of them! :)

Downright creepy!

[senatorhatty.livejournal.com]

Being killed by Santa is downright creepy!

Creepier still is the fact that I fall in love with Dumbledore and am with him FOREVER until killed by Snape.

Re: Downright creepy!

[senatorhatty.livejournal.com]

Oh I just noticed it said "for girls."

Re: Downright creepy!

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

Oh I just noticed it said "for girls."

Oh boys can play too. BTW, anybody get the ferret yet?

Ugh!

[shadowchaser44.livejournal.com]

I fell in love with Draco (hell no!), we had sex 18 times in 4 years, until I was killed by...yes, the (jealous) ferret. Dang, the Weasley twins are looking better all the time. I'd have settled for them!

[tyee.livejournal.com]

Hee! They're young, they've got stamina!

I'd be happy to share. :)

Re: Ugh!

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

I fell in love with Draco (hell no!), we had sex 18 times in 4 years, until I was killed by...yes, the (jealous) ferret. Dang, the Weasley twins are looking better all the time. I'd have settled for them!

Yeah well the twins weren't doing me too much good I'm afraid, though it looks like the numbers of times anyone's gotten nookie have been pretty low all around.

[missjones.livejournal.com]

I get nookie with Ron 11 times in 2 years and get killed by Dobie. Damned house elf.