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I am convinced that it is possible for someone to make a worse hash of the classic tale, The Three Musketeers than the current film that just came out but I'm having a hard time imagining how. I mean I have to believe it's possible because otherwise the two hours I spent in that theater are going to seem like the most wasted of my life. I also have to tell myself that the airship battle (yes, you read that correctly) sequence was a direct geeky homage to Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, because then I can find it almost charming instead of just pathetic.

On the plus side at least I didn't pay for it :)