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If you watch just one episode of The Daily Show this year, let it be today's. Jon Stewart spending the first half of the episode re-enacting Glen Beck's bug-fuck insane antics nearly killed me. I want the one sequence of him leaping up and down pointing to the "Li-" in "Libertarian" and screaming, "LIE! LIE! LIE!" alone is my new happy place. I want it turned into an animated gif so it can be my new political icon.

Also is it wrong of me to find the fact that Bernie Madoff just got a beat down from another inmate hilarious? Probably. And even worse that I'd like little better than to see every single Wall Street asshole who helped drive our economy off the cliff suffer a similar fate...preferably televised on national tv.

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I am sheep, hear me baa:

Gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their ebonlock cheap whiles any
speak
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.

Which work of Shakespeare was the original quote from?

Get your own quotes:

Also I gotta' go see this, anybody else game? Also, is that aelfsciene with the purple hair? :D