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Oct. 5th, 2007 04:11 pmIn other words, he’s going to roll the ol’ 5d4 and attempt a 9th-level Cloud of Weaseling spell.
LUCIANNE GOLDBERG: Jonah, did you clean your room yet?
YOUNG JONAH: If by ‘yet’ you mean ‘on any singular occasion,’ then I cannot be said to have not cleaned my room yet.
LUCIANNE GOLDBERG: [fails saving throw]
Yeah I know pwning Jonah Goldberg is in some very literal ways like beating up the mentally challenged kid two grades down, but damn is it ever entertaining. Good, clean sadistic fun. And even more so when the folks over at Sadly, No! break out the D&D references.
Commentor Robert Green picks up the ball and runs with it:
can we do this as some kind of math?
jonah goldberg (JG) is accused of lying because he misrepresented X saying x said a when it was really b. b leads to the opposite outcome asserted by JG when he discussed X and a. this is called a lie by KO. JG says no, X actually means c when he says a, not necessarily b as JG asserted and as KO asserted JG said when discussing X. JG says KO is lying, and goes further to say X always means c whenever he says anything, and here are some examples of X saying c, or saying a but meaning c. SN points out that in fact X may well never have said c, but wait a second JG did in fact say a a lot of times a and X never meant c and…
at this point you need a nobel prize to parse what level of lie our little necromancer has made it to. i think in this game he has already made it to level 5 (a lie about a lie about a lie about a lie about a lie) and there is no bottom where he’s taking himself.
he’s chaotic evil but thinks he’s lawful neutral. fucking yuck.
And then stogoe says one of the most profoundly brilliant things I've read in ages:
All this dipfuck’s dooling just proves is that the rich have way too much money and have decided to spend it giving megaphones to idiots.
I’d rather tax them heavily and have universal healthcare and college education for all Americans, myself.
LUCIANNE GOLDBERG: Jonah, did you clean your room yet?
YOUNG JONAH: If by ‘yet’ you mean ‘on any singular occasion,’ then I cannot be said to have not cleaned my room yet.
LUCIANNE GOLDBERG: [fails saving throw]
Yeah I know pwning Jonah Goldberg is in some very literal ways like beating up the mentally challenged kid two grades down, but damn is it ever entertaining. Good, clean sadistic fun. And even more so when the folks over at Sadly, No! break out the D&D references.
Commentor Robert Green picks up the ball and runs with it:
can we do this as some kind of math?
jonah goldberg (JG) is accused of lying because he misrepresented X saying x said a when it was really b. b leads to the opposite outcome asserted by JG when he discussed X and a. this is called a lie by KO. JG says no, X actually means c when he says a, not necessarily b as JG asserted and as KO asserted JG said when discussing X. JG says KO is lying, and goes further to say X always means c whenever he says anything, and here are some examples of X saying c, or saying a but meaning c. SN points out that in fact X may well never have said c, but wait a second JG did in fact say a a lot of times a and X never meant c and…
at this point you need a nobel prize to parse what level of lie our little necromancer has made it to. i think in this game he has already made it to level 5 (a lie about a lie about a lie about a lie about a lie) and there is no bottom where he’s taking himself.
he’s chaotic evil but thinks he’s lawful neutral. fucking yuck.
And then stogoe says one of the most profoundly brilliant things I've read in ages:
All this dipfuck’s dooling just proves is that the rich have way too much money and have decided to spend it giving megaphones to idiots.
I’d rather tax them heavily and have universal healthcare and college education for all Americans, myself.
