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BWAHAHA:
State Rep. Bob Allen was arrested Wednesday afternoon at a local park after offering to perform a sex act on an undercover officer in exchange for $20, police said.
Ok so the blowjob-er was offering to pay the blowjob-ee for the honor of sucking said person's cock? How sad, how unutterably sad do you have to be to actually have to pay people to accept oral sex from you?
Allen, R-Merritt Island, was booked into the Brevard County jail in Sharpes on a charge of solicitation to commit prostitution, a second-degree misdemeanor punishable by up to a year in the county jail and a $500 fine.
[...]
Titusville police were at Veteran’s Memorial Park on East Broad Street on a burglary detail when they noticed an unshaven man acting suspicious, going in and out of the restroom three times, said Lt. Todd Hutchinson.
An undercover officer decided to go into one of the bathroom stalls, Hutchinson said. Moments later, Allen knocked on the stall door and offered to perform oral sex on the officer for $20, according to the police spokesman.
But wait, it gets funnier:
State Rep. Bob Allen, a co-chair of Republican presidential candidate John McCain’s Florida campaign, is expected to address Thursday charges that he offered to perform oral sex on an undercover male police officer for $20.
Allen, who sponsored a failed bill that would have tightened the state’s prohibition on public sex, scheduled a news conference at his lawyer’s office to discuss Wednesday’s arrest. A spokeswoman for Allen declined further comment.
You know I'm almost starting to feel sorry for John McCain...almost. I mean I knew he was desperate for cash, but this is going a bit far. And it's almost like these guys require hypocrisy much like oxygen. "No public sex for thee, but plenty for me!"
PSA to the other Republican closet cases: Guys, look, you're not happy, your beard- er, wives aren't happy and ultimately you're going to get caught doing something stupid in a public restroom or when your boy toy blabs to the press about your meth and massage parties. It's going to happen, there's just no way to keep this kind of thing entirely under wraps these days.
Just fucking come out already, you're not fooling anyone and really the rest of us are just going to continue pointing and laughing each time one of you is caught with his pants around his ankles. Seriously, these days we just take a quick look at whatever bills you guys are sponsoring and we know you're doing the exact opposite in your private life. It's almost too easy.
State Rep. Bob Allen was arrested Wednesday afternoon at a local park after offering to perform a sex act on an undercover officer in exchange for $20, police said.
Ok so the blowjob-er was offering to pay the blowjob-ee for the honor of sucking said person's cock? How sad, how unutterably sad do you have to be to actually have to pay people to accept oral sex from you?
Allen, R-Merritt Island, was booked into the Brevard County jail in Sharpes on a charge of solicitation to commit prostitution, a second-degree misdemeanor punishable by up to a year in the county jail and a $500 fine.
[...]
Titusville police were at Veteran’s Memorial Park on East Broad Street on a burglary detail when they noticed an unshaven man acting suspicious, going in and out of the restroom three times, said Lt. Todd Hutchinson.
An undercover officer decided to go into one of the bathroom stalls, Hutchinson said. Moments later, Allen knocked on the stall door and offered to perform oral sex on the officer for $20, according to the police spokesman.
But wait, it gets funnier:
State Rep. Bob Allen, a co-chair of Republican presidential candidate John McCain’s Florida campaign, is expected to address Thursday charges that he offered to perform oral sex on an undercover male police officer for $20.
Allen, who sponsored a failed bill that would have tightened the state’s prohibition on public sex, scheduled a news conference at his lawyer’s office to discuss Wednesday’s arrest. A spokeswoman for Allen declined further comment.
You know I'm almost starting to feel sorry for John McCain...almost. I mean I knew he was desperate for cash, but this is going a bit far. And it's almost like these guys require hypocrisy much like oxygen. "No public sex for thee, but plenty for me!"
PSA to the other Republican closet cases: Guys, look, you're not happy, your beard- er, wives aren't happy and ultimately you're going to get caught doing something stupid in a public restroom or when your boy toy blabs to the press about your meth and massage parties. It's going to happen, there's just no way to keep this kind of thing entirely under wraps these days.
Just fucking come out already, you're not fooling anyone and really the rest of us are just going to continue pointing and laughing each time one of you is caught with his pants around his ankles. Seriously, these days we just take a quick look at whatever bills you guys are sponsoring and we know you're doing the exact opposite in your private life. It's almost too easy.
