All new gloating, now with gloaty berries!

Did you ever have a morning where all you want to do was go around shouting, "Woo!" at everyone you meet? Today is that kind of day. Wow is it ever nice to be able to have some faith in the intelligence and wisdom of my fellow American again. Five long years of waiting for some element of sanity to return has paid off big time. If you haven't already, please go check out some truly beautiful results.

Man oh man it feels good to be alive. Though I have to admit I'm almost tempted to check out some wingnut bloggers' reactions today. Yeah, I know, we're supposed to be above all that smug gloating and all around bad winner type reaction, but I just can't seem to help it. I think five years of having our noses rubbed in the dirt requires at least a little payback. And payback, you know, is one nasty bitch.

Or, as Bullworth so beautifully puts it:

House

Richard Pombo (CA): Buh-bye

J.D. Hayworth (AZ): Buh-bye

Crazy Curt Weldon (PA): Buh-bye

John Sweeney (NY): Buh-bye

Don [Peruvian Mistress Strangler] Sherwood (PA): Buh-bye

Nancy Johnson (CT): Buh-bye

Chris "The Count" Chocola (IN): Buh-bye

John Hostettler (IN): Buh-bye

Jim Ryun (KS): Buh-bye

Ann Northrup (KT): Buh-bye

Melissa Hart (PA): Buh-bye


Senate

Rick "man on dog" Santorum (PA): Buh-bye

Mike DeWine (OH): Buh-bye

Jim Talent (MO): Buh-bye

Conrad Burns (MT): Buh-bye

George "Macaca" Allen (VA): Buh-bye

Lincoln Chaffee (RI): Buh-bye


And let's not forget our governors and various assorted challengers

Robert "Bobby Hairdo" Ehrlich (MD): Buh-bye

Dick DeVos (MI-Amway): Buh-bye

Lynn Swann (PA): Buh-bye

Ken Blackwell (OH): Buh-bye

Jim Nussle (IA): Buh-bye

But not to be outdone, the RudePundit sez:

Anyone in this Bed Got a Cigarette?:
Let's not worry about cleaning the sheets and ourselves just yet. Let's just lay here, sticky, sweaty, exhausted, blissful, and enjoy the way the sun seems a little brighter this morning...

C'mon folks, join me in a little long awaited gloating, you know you want to ;)

I got a right to be juvenile; my people been persecuted.

via TBogg:

¿Donde estan los "values voters"?

Looks like they stayed home, did a bunch of meth, and had gay gay gay sex with hookers while everyone else was out voting:

"In a triple setback for conservatives, South Dakotans rejected a law that would have banned virtually all abortions, Arizona became the first state to defeat an amendment to ban gay marriage and Missouri approved a measure backing stem cell research."

Wait till they find out about the new Governor of Florida...

Boo-yah!

It's like Christmas already!

Can this day get any freakin' better?!

Rumsfeld is gone, daddy, gone!

The only thing that could make this better would be the news of an indictment for Karl Rove, Boy Genius, at which point I would die of sheer bliss.

"Cry MANDATE, and unleash the dogs of accountability"

For some more fine gloating, I recommend Sadly, No!:

NA-NA-NA-NA! NA-NA-NA-NA! HEY, HEY, HEY!!
GOOD-BYE!!!

Warning: the following is an example of extreme childishness and poor sportsmanship. You have been warned.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

YOU LOSE, JERKS!! YOU LIGGITY, LIGGITY, LIGGITY LOOOOOOOOOSE!!!! L-O-S-E, LOSE, LOSE, LOSE! L-O-S-E, LOSE, LOSE, LOSE!!!!

You want Speaker Pelosi? Oh, you BET YOUR ASS YOU GOT SPEAKER PELOSI!!!

Hey, Rick Santorum, why so glum? Oh yeah: because now you need to find a real job!! HAAA-HAAAA-HAAAAAA!!!!!111!!! LOSER!!!!!

Fangirl overload

Holy freakin' god, isildurs_babe just did an illo inspired by my story Scale of Dragon, Tooth of Wolf that is so friggin' cool I must link to it:

Elementary

I am quite literally bouncing off walls. I never expected anything like the response the story has received so far, and this...wow...this just makes my lifetime! It's completely work safe, I promise, what are you still doing here? Go look!

I swear I'm going to be squeeing for the rest of the day :)