You know I don't think I can pick just one quote that I loved from this week's VB ep, so I've thrown down a few of my faves. Of course the Monarch doing a shoutout to LiveJournal was the best moment of the season so far. Lucky, lucky JollyRancher_42, she was right, the Monarch is TEH SEX.
Phantom Limb: Brock Samson. The Venture mule. Do you always hang out naked in the men’s bathroom?
Guild Soldier: (coughing) I think you may have got the kidney. I don't wanna die alone! (cough) Don't...don't go!
Brock: I don't think I hit your kidney.
Guild Soldier: No, no...you totally did! (cough) Please...please! Hold me!
Brock: Look, I'm pretty sure I missed the kidney. I mean, you could bleed to death in like...four hours, but ah..
Guild Soldier: I..I see a tunnel...I'm scared...could you...could you stroke my hair?
Brock: Alright, look...you are not gonna...
Guild Soldier: Well can you sing to me? Could you sing a Technotronic song? Maybe (cough) Pump Up The Jam?
Brock: I dunno..I..
Guild Soldier: What about Move This? Do you know that one?
Brock: (long sigh) ...Baby let me..
Dr. Venture: Why are you naked?
Brock: (panting, covered in blood) To prey on their fear. Move like an animal, to feel the kill.
Dr. Venture: Alright, now you're scaring me. What's going on?
Brock: I dunno. (holds up severed head) But judging from these goggles, it's The Guild. Seems like you made it to the big league, what'd you do?
Dr. Venture: Nothing! I was just sitting here, watching the worst porno ever. Is that a head?
The Monarch: Nice ass.
Phantom Limb: Brock Samson. The Venture mule. Do you always hang out naked in the men’s bathroom?
Guild Soldier: (coughing) I think you may have got the kidney. I don't wanna die alone! (cough) Don't...don't go!
Brock: I don't think I hit your kidney.
Guild Soldier: No, no...you totally did! (cough) Please...please! Hold me!
Brock: Look, I'm pretty sure I missed the kidney. I mean, you could bleed to death in like...four hours, but ah..
Guild Soldier: I..I see a tunnel...I'm scared...could you...could you stroke my hair?
Brock: Alright, look...you are not gonna...
Guild Soldier: Well can you sing to me? Could you sing a Technotronic song? Maybe (cough) Pump Up The Jam?
Brock: I dunno..I..
Guild Soldier: What about Move This? Do you know that one?
Brock: (long sigh) ...Baby let me..
Dr. Venture: Why are you naked?
Brock: (panting, covered in blood) To prey on their fear. Move like an animal, to feel the kill.
Dr. Venture: Alright, now you're scaring me. What's going on?
Brock: I dunno. (holds up severed head) But judging from these goggles, it's The Guild. Seems like you made it to the big league, what'd you do?
Dr. Venture: Nothing! I was just sitting here, watching the worst porno ever. Is that a head?
The Monarch: Nice ass.