Happy Cupid's Day!

You know I totally forgot today was Valentine's (or Cupid's Day to some of us) until a troupemate's son wished me a happy one last night. For some reason I kept thinking it was Wednesday this week. Don't know why. At any rate, may the blessings of the God of Love rain down upon you (should you desire them), and may you nimbly dodge his arrows if you don't.

Like fish in a barrel

I know I should stop, but it's just so much fun!
( Handy identification chart for Vice-Presidential hunting trips: )

And you can make your own fake CNN story about the Cheney shooting here, just fill in the Mad Libs-style form and maybe you'll come up with something as fiendishly clever and wrong as this