Damn, apparently one interesting thing happened during Alito's questioning yesterday and I missed it. Typical.
The Crying Game:
"Then Mrs. Alito suffered a case of the weepies that was so dramatically well-timed and patently maudlin that I was reminded of the classic stage direction in Private Eye (takes out onion, wipes away tear), and suddenly the proceedings turned into a soap opera with Fox News commentators arriving on cue to deplore the toll taken on innocent bystanders."
And Jane sez:
Mrs. Strip Search Sammy sure had herself a Kodak moment today, didn't she? Goober Graham left off his corn-pone homilies and played the hick card just long enough to set her up by using the B word -- the word they're all terrified of, the word they wanted to use before the Democrats did -- BIGOT BIGOT BIGOT BIGOT BIGOT BIGOT -- that sent the low-rent Sarah Bernhardt shrieking for the cheap seats.
I've worked in the biz long enough to know a poorly executed little melodrama when I see it and that was the worst, the most shameless, most obvious. It's the role you give a really bad actress, one that can't even be counted upon to cry with conviction. The mad dash will obscure the crocodile tears and ensure that all the cameras follow, and any attempt at intelligent discussion of quite serious and weighty matters will undoubtedly get trumped by a moment of quick burlesque ripe for the evening news. A slavish press will need no coaching to play along.
Pure setup 101.
Somebody sat down last night and decided ol' Strip Search was coming off cold and vaguely sweaty and creepy. But how to soften him up, make him sympathetic, get the public on his side? Anyone with an IQ over 52 was doing an eye roll over that one, so it ought to have had some sort of GOP trademark stamp atop it.
Democrats are now effectively warned away from inching near the "B" word lest they look like cruel Snidely Whiplashes taunting Dainty Sensitive Nell.
These boldfaced crooks are absolutely desperate to stack the court and keep all their bacon out of prison.
*sigh* It'd be nice if we didn't have to deal with this kind of theatrical bullshit in lieu of actual government, but if we do it'd be even nicer if we'd get at least one or two Emmy-worthy performances out of the Dems. C'mon guys, just a little drama to liven things up on our side, huh? If the GOP wants to cast us as the villains of the piece (ooh the big bad meanies with no actual power picking on those of us in power, how dare they?), why not send Kennedy in dressed as Sauron, complete with mace and helmet. Cue the Imperial March when the Dems enter en masse. Something. If we're going to be the bad guys then let's fucking be the bad guys, ok? Jeez.