**FANGIRL DANCE OF JOY**

*SQUEE*!!!

War of the Worlds the series will be released on dvd November 1st!! I can't believe it's finally happening! Oh man if they release Cupid now I'm going to fall over and be utterly useless for the rest of the day.

My beloved Col. Paul Ironhorse will soon be mine...all mine!

*ahem*

On the HP front, eska_rina posted about linking up HP and the Tarot (Percy as the Hierophant is just too good) which got me to thinking about who I'd line up with the cards. I may pull out my deck tonight and just see if I can lay out all the major arcana with characters. 'Cause of course I have time for another project...*sigh*

Anyway class itself was good last night, though I nearly launched myself at S- and J- when they started whining about costumes. "Can't we just use a bedleh?" No you fucking can't just use a goddamn bedleh. GAH! This year has taught me one important lesson, that I'm not volunteering to do a damn thing with costumes should we all be in DDF next year. Wear some lame ass outfits with my blessings, girls, because I am done. You know what the best part was, though? People bitching about not having enough time to get their costumes done. Yes, the same people who did not show up at 3 costume workshops and who turned down our help every time it was offered. Who stood around waiting for the costume fairy to descend and grant them the perfect outfit via her magic sparkly wand just in time for rehearsals.

Fortunately this weekend is looking to be rather relaxing with my only two big plans being cat sitting and finishing once and for all the damn costume I've been working on for months. And this time when I say it's finished I'm going to mean it. In fact I'm going to take it, put it in a dance bag, and not look at it until dress rehearsals. I mean it, no tweaking once it's declared finished.

WTF, over.

I, uh...well, this sort of speaks for itself I guess:

But this installment of Harry Potter introduces a new theme — homosexuality. In Harry Potter and the Lavender Brigade, we discover that the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is expanding its curriculum base to provide mandatory training in homosexuality for all of its recruits. Harry discovered in Book One that he was born with witchcraft in his blood. Now, recent discoveries show that the same students born with the gift of magic also possess a genetic predisposition toward homosexuality. With this in mind, the goal of Hogwarts is to teach its students the proper and moral way to be homosexual witches. Students must learn about safety, monogamy, and even social etiquette.


Somebody has clearly stumbled upon too much slash fic on those internets...

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