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[ebonlock]

Oh jeez, if this is the level of "teh stupid" being produced by my college now I'm going to have to stop telling people I graduated from there. Fortunately the wacky kids at Sadly, No! give you a shorter version so you don't have to expose yourself directly to the burning rays of dumb:

The blame will be yours, campus war protesters, if we conservatives spread a false Dolchstosslegende and tragically create another Third Reich.

Yeah, that is actually what she's saying in the article. I see big things ahead of her, I'm thinking a job at Townhall or the Wall Street Journal at the very least.

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[ellid.livejournal.com]

I just e-mailed her to inform her that her so-called essay wouldn't have passed muster with my high school English teacher. What a load of crap!

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

She was getting B-'s from most of the readers on the liberal blogs I inhabit, basically because they all agreed she'd raise holy hell if she were flunked (as she should be for that tripe).

[(Anonymous)]

I'd give her a C and tell her to go take a course in rhetoric. If her college didn't offer same, I'd tell her either to take a semester or two or Latin so she'd learn good grammar, or read Cicero in translation so she'd have some concept of how to deliver an effective argument.

If she complained, I'd tell her the truth: she's a lousy writer with no grasp of proper technique.

Then I'd look for a new job.

[lisa-marli.livejournal.com]

Nah, she'll be working for Karl Rove. It's a Rovian thing to blame the other side for Precisely What You are Doing.
Mind you, the days of Rove and his kind are getting short. She might want to move to Washington right away. Then she can be arrested with the rest of the crooks.

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

I personally figure she's angling for a job in the Iran reconstruction forces...