Something something something boy I like a war

Righteous Bubba creates the definitive war blogger anthem:

I can while away the hours
Conferrin’ ’bout the Towers
Crankily insane
Through my ears the wind will whistle
As I jerk off to a missile
That’s until I get a brain.

About the East, near the Middle
I’m so frightened that I piddle
In trouble and in pain

With the thoughts that you are thinkin’
You could keep Titanic sinkin’,
That’s until you get a brain.

Oh, I can tell you why
Something something something boy I like a war,
I can think the thinks my friends all know for shore
And then I’ll write, and write some more!

I’m content to just be rube-ish
With my newest logo n00bish
While we circle down the drain.
I will fiddle and be merry
With some jokes as fine as Kerry
That’s until I get a brain–Whoa!