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Wingnut All-Star: Mark Steyn
Dec. 26th, 2005 07:25 pmWingnut All-Star: Mark Steyn
Wingnut: Mark Steyn
Team: Wingnutiens
League: Douchebag
AKA: "Mark Whine", "Shitsteyn", "Canada's Leading Asshole"
Specialty: "Steynwalling"
Steyn both mimics and competes with Coulter on three essential wingnut fronts: bigotry, dishonesty, and bellicosity. Which neatly explains his popularity with other wingnuts; they know what they like, and Steyn obliges them, shares with them their values, tosses them chunks of bloody meat, then dives into the feeding frenzy himself.
Steyn is so very macho. No, really, his columns are a constant reminder of his manly man weltanshauung. Kill 'em all and let George W. Bush sort them out. Mark Steyn has made a career out of basically saying, "I will not be out-jingoed."
Since the beginning of time, Mark Steyn has yearned for a Dear Leader who'd destroy stability in the Middle East, which, when you think about it, is just so since he also believes that "colonialism is progressive and enlightened." Steyn thinks America needs to invade many countries, not just Iraq. Confrontation, by which he means unprovoked war and the more murderous the better, is a wonderful thing, and those who disagree are appeasers, traitors, cowards.
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Steyn reserves almost as much venom for "multiculturalists," the term he uses for people who do not share his view that Muslims are by nature so subhuman that the best way to deal with them is, if not quite yet the gas chambers and coke ovens route, then by means of daisy cutters neatly dropped on their heads. Edward Said, for the signal crime of codifying Orientalism, earns special scorn. Meanwhile, Steyn nearly shit his self with schadenfreude when Robert Fisk was beaten by Afghanis: "Multiculturalist gets his due." That episode, of course, went over hugely with the wingnuts on the internets, no matter that Steyn, in his vulgar glee, had plagiarised Oscar Wilde in the process. But then it's just as well: wingnuts are the sort that think Oscar Wilde got what he deserved, too. Can't let Wilde's name ruin the party.
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When it comes to bestowing a jaw-spraining blowjob on Republican Presidents, past and present, Mark's always there, mouth round and ready, kneepads to the floor. Steyn so rigs the game for George W. Bush that, whatever he does, it's perfect; indeed, Steyn came to so identify with Bush that he, in his typically vainglorious, self-aggrandizing way, threatened to quit writing if Bush lost the 2004 election.
You really should read the rest of Retardo Montalbon's hilarious dismantling of Steyn, complete with quotes and direct references to his Wingnut MVP. It's delicious!
Wingnut: Mark Steyn
Team: Wingnutiens
League: Douchebag
AKA: "Mark Whine", "Shitsteyn", "Canada's Leading Asshole"
Specialty: "Steynwalling"
Steyn both mimics and competes with Coulter on three essential wingnut fronts: bigotry, dishonesty, and bellicosity. Which neatly explains his popularity with other wingnuts; they know what they like, and Steyn obliges them, shares with them their values, tosses them chunks of bloody meat, then dives into the feeding frenzy himself.
Steyn is so very macho. No, really, his columns are a constant reminder of his manly man weltanshauung. Kill 'em all and let George W. Bush sort them out. Mark Steyn has made a career out of basically saying, "I will not be out-jingoed."
Since the beginning of time, Mark Steyn has yearned for a Dear Leader who'd destroy stability in the Middle East, which, when you think about it, is just so since he also believes that "colonialism is progressive and enlightened." Steyn thinks America needs to invade many countries, not just Iraq. Confrontation, by which he means unprovoked war and the more murderous the better, is a wonderful thing, and those who disagree are appeasers, traitors, cowards.
[...]
Steyn reserves almost as much venom for "multiculturalists," the term he uses for people who do not share his view that Muslims are by nature so subhuman that the best way to deal with them is, if not quite yet the gas chambers and coke ovens route, then by means of daisy cutters neatly dropped on their heads. Edward Said, for the signal crime of codifying Orientalism, earns special scorn. Meanwhile, Steyn nearly shit his self with schadenfreude when Robert Fisk was beaten by Afghanis: "Multiculturalist gets his due." That episode, of course, went over hugely with the wingnuts on the internets, no matter that Steyn, in his vulgar glee, had plagiarised Oscar Wilde in the process. But then it's just as well: wingnuts are the sort that think Oscar Wilde got what he deserved, too. Can't let Wilde's name ruin the party.
[...]
When it comes to bestowing a jaw-spraining blowjob on Republican Presidents, past and present, Mark's always there, mouth round and ready, kneepads to the floor. Steyn so rigs the game for George W. Bush that, whatever he does, it's perfect; indeed, Steyn came to so identify with Bush that he, in his typically vainglorious, self-aggrandizing way, threatened to quit writing if Bush lost the 2004 election.
You really should read the rest of Retardo Montalbon's hilarious dismantling of Steyn, complete with quotes and direct references to his Wingnut MVP. It's delicious!
