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Ok so how pathetic is it that I'm recording Shark Attack 3: Megalodon because it stars John Barrowman and I am living in the sad, sad hope that he'll take his shirt off in it at least once. So far, nothing, though he is his usual adorable self and his grin helps to make up for the wretchedness that is the script and acting in this made for SciFi film. The second best part is that they've had to change all of the swear words and have done so in the least competant and most amusing manner possible. I believe "Monkey spit!" is my favorite so far, but there have been so many. I must show this one to Aelf, she'll just laugh and laugh.

Also for those who have finished reading HBP, I highly recommend reading this extremely amusing operatic version of the finale, caredhel in particular should be quite amused.

Dear gods John is currently hitting the shark with a baseball bat, but the best part is it's making these great growly noises...

No wait, it just got better, turns out they were being menaced by the baby megalodon, the mama just surfaced and ate an entire boat in possibly the worst cgi ever filmed. The survivors are hanging onto another boat as if somehow it will save them...dudes, the thing just swallowed the other boat. Ya'll are totally screwed. Oh, wait, helicopter from heaven, it's all good, and John is much too pretty to die, though tragically overdressed.