3rd
17:34

I do not deny that my heart has greatly desired this...



4th
08:44

Don't ask Smeagol, poor, poor Smeagol.

- 9 comments

5th
09:09

All right then, keep your secrets.

- 5 comments

09:47

The best Valentines ever

- 8 comments

6th
09:55

There's no curse in any language bad enough for this sick bastard...

- 2 comments

15:11

More ROTK spoilerage

- 1 comment

7th
09:02

"She's psychic. We've decided to find it charming."

- 16 comments

11:25

Big talk from a guy in a Volvo!

- 4 comments

17:16

Artemisia wants you!

- 4 comments

10th
09:33

You know, I'd forgotten what a weird little person you are.

- 3 comments

16:26

Is it wrong to be amused?

- 2 comments

12th
08:51

"Future generations? See what I had to put up with?"

- 15 comments

09:17

Ok, this amuses me

- 4 comments

11:16

Setting this aside as a reminder to myself

- 3 comments

16:21

*Chuckle*



13th
08:33

You're a part of this world...well, aren't you?

- 6 comments

10:36

For your amusement...

- 1 comment

15:02

Not for the faint hearted



15:08

Like I could resist this....

- 2 comments

14th
09:34

"On the bright side, I won."

- 13 comments

14:57

A few things you can do.

- 14 comments

17th
08:49

"She's pretty, she's lonely, and she's an underwear model."

- 2 comments

10:22

"On the other hand, I have."

- 14 comments

18th
09:48

"No, you're not odd. You're just 'special'."

- 8 comments

15:58

So now I'm mostly-benevolent? Where did I go wrong?

- 4 comments

19th
09:05

"The answer to your next question is, 'Beats the hell out of me'."

- 26 comments

13:12

I've been a naughty Ellie



20th
08:54

"That's not a party, that's a hostage situation."



21st
08:50

"I think maybe it's the swans that I miss most."

- 14 comments

10:46

*Swoon*

- 6 comments

25th
09:22

Sorry, this will be short

- 10 comments

26th
08:46

"The altar cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."

- 4 comments

16:28

The mind positively boggles...

- 1 comment

27th
08:45

I am a perverted moth...

- 15 comments