- 1st
- 08:58
For all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.
- 12 comments
- 2nd
- 08:48
You'll meet someone. Someone very special. Someone who won't press charges.
- 14 comments
- 3rd
- 08:29
This is getting better by the minute.
- 11 comments
- 4th
- 08:52
I know I promised, Lord, never again. But I also know that YOU know what a weak-willed person I am.
- 13 comments
- 7th
- 08:57
No biblical hell could ever be worse than this state of perpetual inconsequence.
- 21 comments
- 8th
- 08:49
Six hours of sleep is enough for a man, seven for a woman, and eight for a fool!
- 2 comments
- 9th
- 08:51
Miss Brown, what idiot ever told you you were a dancer?
- 7 comments
- 10th
- 08:34
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: "No more fucking ABBA!"
- 7 comments
- 11th
- 09:00
Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, "I drank what?"
- 7 comments
- 14th
- 08:58
Just because I cannot see it doesn't mean I can't believe it!
- 4 comments
- 15th
- 08:38
I'm a god. I'm not *the* God... I don't think.
- 8 comments
- 17th
- 08:43
Oh, good, it's my delivery from 1-800-PITY.
- 10 comments
- 18th
- 08:38
A lot of people enjoy being dead. But they're not dead, really. They're just backing away from life.
- 13 comments
- 21st
- 08:43
Choose a future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?
- 5 comments
- 22nd
- 08:37
He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!
- 3 comments
- 23rd
- 08:41
Won't that be grand? Computers and the programs will start thinking and the people will stop.
- 12 comments
14:31I would sell my soul for a backrub
- 3 comments
- 24th
- 08:44
I'm the Horned One. The Devil. Let me give you my card.
- 14 comments
- 25th
- 08:30
If you were a soul, where would you hide?
- 6 comments
- 28th
- 08:47
I will have one mistress here and no master!
- 9 comments
- 29th
- 08:55
I've always known I was meant to dominate your sex and avenge my own.
- 5 comments
- 30th
- 08:43
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
- 7 comments
- 31st
- 08:50
I'm a homicidal maniac, they look just like everybody else.
- 4 comments