- 1st
- 08:57
"I just went *gay* all of a sudden!"
- 12 comments
- 2nd
- 08:17
Would you like to have a roll in the hay? It's fun.
- 3 comments
- 3rd
- 08:18
For the woman - the kiss, for the man - the sword.
- 5 comments
- 5th
- 08:36
Guess you broke into the wrong God damn rec room, didn't ya!
- 7 comments
- 6th
- 22:50
What a lovely day for a wedding...
- 2 comments
- 8th
- 09:34
"...a way of life based on one simple rule: Be kind."
- 3 comments
- 9th
- 09:45
It's too darn hot
- 16 comments
- 10th
- 08:47
I don't remember how I got there, I only know it was so *hot* there!
- 12 comments
- 15th
- 08:42
Loved her? I hated her!
- 4 comments
- 16th
- 08:11
It's not my goddamn planet, understand, monkey boy?
- 8 comments
- 17th
- 08:45
You know how to whistle, right?
- 11 comments
- 18th
- 08:18
He said, "It seemed like a good idea at the time."
- 7 comments
- 19th
- 08:21
No matter where you go, there you are.
- 21 comments
- 22nd
- 08:32
Let them hate me, so long as they fear me!
- 29 comments
- 23rd
- 08:27
This is war, Peacock!
- 8 comments
- 25th
- 08:29
Women. What could you say? Who made 'em?
- 14 comments
- 26th
- 08:33
I like both snails *and* oysters.
- 30 comments
14:53Final warning
- 6 comments
- 29th
- 08:25
War of the Carpophages
- 20 comments
- 30th
- 08:10
"Get her!" That was your whole plan. I like it; it was scientific.
- 21 comments
- 31st
- 08:24
Did you call *moi* a dipshit?
- 17 comments