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ebonlock ([personal profile] ebonlock) wrote2009-08-25 07:06 pm

A sheetcake made of victory and talking owls

If you haven't caught Patton Oswalt's stand up special "My Weakness is Strong" you really should. I was laughing hysterically throughout. I have it recorded for the locals who'd like to give it a look.

One of my favorite bits, aside from "Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement" had to be his response to the people who constantly assured him he'd miss the fact that George Bush was no longer in office because he wouldn't be able to make fun of him any more:

That's like saying that for the last 8 years there were demons just flying around in the sky randomly swooping down to sodomize people. And I wrote 10 killer minutes about the sodomy demons. And then the Pope banished them to another dimension. They would go, "Boy, Patton, you're really gonna' miss those sodomy demons."

I'm like, "I'll try to adjust."


Gosh it's nice to have a night to myself. I got the kitchen stuff that needed doing out of the way and now I have a chance to get caught up on LJ while I watch The Scarlet Pimpernel. Not a bad way to spend an evening.

[identity profile] moonlightnrain.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Liz and I howled at this last night, then followed it with Ellen's old Here and Now routine. I was crying with laughter by the end of the evening.

[identity profile] ebonlock.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I really hope someone made an icon of his family crest because OMG it would be perfect for me.

[identity profile] moonlightnrain.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Eyes rolling to the left, a bag of Cheetos and the word "Fuck"? Hmmm....

[identity profile] moonlightnrain.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Wifi working?

[identity profile] ebonlock.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope, I just managed to connect to Google wifi.