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[ebonlock]

I have decided that if it's wrong to hate best selling novelist Dan Brown and all of his creations I don't wanna' be right.

That is all.

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[rexluscus.livejournal.com]

I live in fear that he and Stephenie Meyer will reproduce.

[moonlightnrain.livejournal.com]

Bite. Your. Tongue.

[rexluscus.livejournal.com]

I imagine that if that kid wrote something, it would be a little like this.

My eyes!

[moonlightnrain.livejournal.com]

Ow. That made my head hurt.

Favorite line is either "Far too late for now, anyway" or "'This is Joson' the radio crackered."

Where in the world did you dig that up?

Re: My eyes!

[rexluscus.livejournal.com]

I can't remember where I heard about it. I just know it's a legendary piece of badfic - so legendary that YouTube is full of people doing dramatic readings of it, and someone even made it into a little movie. The guy who wrote it has written lots of other things, all equally terrible.

Yeah, "Far too late for now, anyway" is truly a brilliant bit of nonsense.

Re: My eyes!

[moonlightnrain.livejournal.com]

Liz and I were in a fit of giggles over his Batman fic last night....

Re: My eyes!

[rexluscus.livejournal.com]

It is a little masterpiece, isn't it? :)

Re: My eyes!

[moonlightnrain.livejournal.com]

That "ctawoman" is a two-faced bitch.

[thunderemerald.livejournal.com]

NEVER EVER SAY THAT AGAIN.

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

I live in fear that he and Stephenie Meyer will reproduce.

You know I used to think my brain was a scary place...I now know yours is scarier. I'm not sure whether that's making me feel better or not.