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Go Elitists!
You know what I think when I hear the mouth breathers calling Obama an "elitist"?
I think "thank fucking god, it's about time". See, I like over-intelligent elitists, especially for jobs that require a great deal of intelligence, thought, and poise. I don't want some fucking frat-boy in charge because "you can go drink beer with him". Fuck that.
You know what I want for a president? I want someone whose brain is so fucking big it deforms their skull. I want them to be the smartest motherfucker in every room they walk in. I want other world leaders so convinced they can read their puny minds that they don't dare try to pull shit on them. When you ask them about the history of some country, I want them to smile at me and say "I'll try to put it in small words for you", and I'm not stupid.
See, I want a smart president, who's not afraid to say "Yeah, I did graduate from Harvard law, and I do teach constitutional law at the national level, and I did use my fucking monstrous brain to help out people without getting paid for it, and I can say "nuclear" correctly every fucking time, and when I'm bored, I calculate PI in fucking Sanskrit." What is it with people that they want fucking idiots in charge? I want to feel like an idiot next to my President, because I want my President to be THAT FUCKING SMART.
Oh A-FUCKING-MEN, brother.
Also, just got one of these puppies for my car:
:D
iwasmisinformed:Go Elitists!
You know what I think when I hear the mouth breathers calling Obama an "elitist"?
I think "thank fucking god, it's about time". See, I like over-intelligent elitists, especially for jobs that require a great deal of intelligence, thought, and poise. I don't want some fucking frat-boy in charge because "you can go drink beer with him". Fuck that.
You know what I want for a president? I want someone whose brain is so fucking big it deforms their skull. I want them to be the smartest motherfucker in every room they walk in. I want other world leaders so convinced they can read their puny minds that they don't dare try to pull shit on them. When you ask them about the history of some country, I want them to smile at me and say "I'll try to put it in small words for you", and I'm not stupid.
See, I want a smart president, who's not afraid to say "Yeah, I did graduate from Harvard law, and I do teach constitutional law at the national level, and I did use my fucking monstrous brain to help out people without getting paid for it, and I can say "nuclear" correctly every fucking time, and when I'm bored, I calculate PI in fucking Sanskrit." What is it with people that they want fucking idiots in charge? I want to feel like an idiot next to my President, because I want my President to be THAT FUCKING SMART.
Oh A-FUCKING-MEN, brother.
Also, just got one of these puppies for my car:
:D
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John Welch is a GOD and also the guy who famously said "anyone who says alcohol can't make problems go away never worked in IS."
He is RIGHT. Yeah, son. Guinness and Bushmills FTW, up the Ulstermen!
BTW I'm drunk again. Also immigrating if our guy loses. I am HUGE in Ireland. YA RLY.
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Time for a change.