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via comments on Hullabaloo:

Alito's opening statement, were the hearings a Rogers & Hammerstein musical (think My Fair Lady):

Don't talk of Brown
Don’t talk of Roe
It’s all a show
Blow me!

Don’t ask, you fool
How I would rule
I’m just a tool
Blow me!

Here we are together in a confirmation fight!
Give me a break! Just keep it light!
Anyone who's been in my court’ll tell you that
You are the mouse, I’m the cat!

Haven't you heard
Bush gave the word
Don’t be absurd
Blow me!

Don't talk of filibustering this time.
Frist’ll just nuke you, and how! Blow me now!

Read me no law
Show me no writ
Don’t need that shit
Blow me!

posted by: Fred Woolsey