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ebonlock ([personal profile] ebonlock) wrote2005-06-21 10:02 am

A girl can dream...

via Bull Moose:

Republicans have spent the past few days braying for an apology from Senator Durbin for his unfortunate comments on Gitmo. So, let him ask our troops for their forgiveness for allegedly disparaging their service. And Dr. Frist can get on his knees and apologize for politicizing a family's tragedy to advance his political ambitions. Tom DeLay can say he's sorry for turning the House into a bordello for high roller customers.

Then, Commander in Chief can come before the American people and ask for forgiveness for his obscene Mission Accomplished photo-op on the Lincoln in May,2003. Together, W. and Rummy can offer apologies for their failure to devise an occupation plan and to provide adequate troops and equipment.

Embracing the President's culture of responsibility, Rummy then can tearfully tender his resignation.

The Vice President can show some humility and tell the American people he lied when he suggested that the insurgency was in its last throes. Chuck Colson certainly will help him through this unique display of humanity and humility.

The Moose believes that everyone will benefit from unburdening themselves of their sins. It is the only path to salvation in this City of Satan. Maybe, we can follow with an old-fashion mass baptism in the reflecting pool.

[identity profile] cyranocyrano.livejournal.com 2005-06-21 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
And while we are cleansing our souls and submitting to the restorative power of shriving, let's not forget "Douchebag for Justice" Novak's apology to Valerie Plame, the two reporters he left swinging in the breeze, the CIA, and the peoples of the United States. And of course the apology to Newsweek magazine, the First Amendment and the idea of investigative and independent news media.

[identity profile] psyfic.livejournal.com 2005-06-21 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
*snort*

Btw, I am most disconsolate to tell you we won't be able to get together with you and yours on Saturday. What with Aunt T and all, we just won't have the time. :(

BUT! Karol, our mutual friend, would like for us to all get together one weekend in September at her place (she's up in Concord) for a LOTR and/or HP fest on her huge big-screen home theatre system. I'll e-you with all details once we've got them straight (or preferably bi).

[identity profile] ebonlock.livejournal.com 2005-06-22 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
BUT! Karol, our mutual friend, would like for us to all get together one weekend in September at her place (she's up in Concord) for a LOTR and/or HP fest on her huge big-screen home theatre system. I'll e-you with all details once we've got them straight (or preferably bi).

Just please don't let it be the weekend of the 17th as I'll be in DDF!

[identity profile] psyfic.livejournal.com 2005-06-24 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Just please don't let it be the weekend of the 17th as I'll be in DDF!

No problem. Karol says we can have it the weekend before that, IIRC. Should be fun. :)