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ebonlock ([personal profile] ebonlock) wrote2002-04-16 04:47 pm

Orgy a Logistical Nightmare

After my current organizational efforts for the Uber-Secret-Brad-Charity-Auction, this Onion article really struck a chord:

http://www.theonion.com/onion3814/orgy_logistical_nightmare.html

The "to do" list nearly killed me.

[identity profile] mallen.livejournal.com 2002-04-16 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I laughed out loud for about 30 seconds straight.

At least I can breathe now.

Re:

[identity profile] ebonlock.livejournal.com 2002-04-17 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
Oh me too, honey, the stuff about how one of the guys wanted porn and another found it a distraction and where to put the tarp...oh god, I can't help thinking that's exactly what would happen to me planning one of those *G*

planning document for the brad orgy...

[identity profile] elo-sf.livejournal.com 2002-04-16 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean there were three phases to our plan right, (1) collect money, (2) ?, (3) brad orgy? ;)

Re: planning document for the brad orgy...

[identity profile] ebonlock.livejournal.com 2002-04-17 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
I thought stage one was collect underpants...and what's he mean by a "joke"?

[identity profile] cyranocyrano.livejournal.com 2002-04-16 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Is coffee maker working? Check.

[identity profile] h0h0.livejournal.com 2002-04-16 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
You still owe me 1 orgy. :)

(and how many people know about this joke anyway?)