I'm a creep, I'm a winner...

KungFu Monkey declares a caption contest on the infamous shot of Cheney lurking in the bushes while his manbot performs for him, favorites below:

KF Monkey...

Spell Name: Mind Control
Range: Line of Sight
Saving Throw: Will

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Wil Wheaton said...

Summon Cheney

Target President gains +5/+5 (+20/+50 against Media) until end of turn. Country must sacrifice all Civil Liberties and send Constitution to the graveyard on next upkeep.

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Cala said...

That could easily be the cover of some '80s German techno band.

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Merry said...

See Dick.
See Dick lurk.
Lurk, Dick, LURK.

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And this video spliced with Radiohead's "Creep" is almost too brilliant for words:

Watch on YouTube

Wow...

I totally blame windrose for this, but fortunately we're both pagans so we don't believe in hell and are therefore unlikely to go there for sharing it. If I sent people Easter cards this is the image that would be on them:

"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine..."