Seriously, I'm torn, which is the coolest thing the interwebs have served up to me today?

Option 1:

via h0h0: William Shatner reads Sarah Palin's nonsensical farewell speech as a beat poet and it works disturbingly well.

Option 2:

hoshizora over at Boozebenders posts video from Comic Con of Sifu Kisu who choreographed all the martial arts in the original Avatar: the Last Airbender series, out in the crowds teaching cosplayers how to do the different styles. His demonstration of the Blue Spirit's double sword work alone made me squee like a little girl:



Option 3:

via my pal J-, there's apparently going to be a Dexter game for iPod Touch/iPhone and I am just screwed up enough to think playing a serial killer in a game would be way fun.