ebonlock | *cue Indy theme*

I blame Aelf for pointing me at Horatio Hornblower fanfic, but hellfire and damnation the series is good...and positively bursting with tasty manflesh too. Ah well, I haven't had a good genre to plunder the fanfic of in a while:
http://sarahb1.tripod.com/hhfic.html