Stay down, Bill. Just. Stay. Down.

[ebonlock]

Jesus, Keith Olbermann just keeps bitch slapping Bill O'Reilly, and Falafel Man seems to be starting to enjoy it. Well he must be, it's the only explanation that makes any sense. Bill, Keith continues to verbally paddle your bottom publically every damn time you pull one of your pathetic little stunts, like your current petition to get Keith fired, and you just keep coming back for more. Surely there's a moderately priced and discreet mistress out there who'd be willing to do it for you in private, and they might include some falafel and loofah if you ask nicely.

'Cause dude, it's starting to get embarassing.