Caption Contest!

[ebonlock]

Ok guys, I need captions for this baby:



My first thought, "Must clear out all that Hagrid and Draco slash...."

Comments

[forkmonkey.livejournal.com]

That little itch should be telling you something.

[(Anonymous)]

"Miss Weasley, I understand that you know a marvelous Bat-Bogey Hex, but in future kindly refrain from demonstrating it on the teachers..."

[tersa.livejournal.com]

Self-trepanation: don't do this at home, kids.

[moonlightnrain.livejournal.com]

For the love of Merlin, get the image of Severus leading a naked Remus around on a leash out of my head!

[psyfic.livejournal.com]

"If I don't get that filk song "Dark Mark" out of my head to the tune of that Muggle song about fishheads, I'm going to wig out in the Great Hall..."

Dark Mark
Dark Mark
black and burny Dark Mark
Dark Mark
Dark Mark
Death-Eaters Come!