And still more of the Scotty meltdown...

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Wee! This is fun! Norbizness gives us a peek into the mind of McClellan as the WH press corps are reintroduced to their testacles:

A magical day for Scott McClellan, as all of the gonadular fortitude long missing from the White House press corps came flowing back in an instant when they start pummeling him about the head and neck with questions of Karl Rove-related program activities.
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So I thought I'd give him a fighting chance by channeling his internal dialogue in responding to these questions, instead of issuing non-denial denials. All of the questions (which really provide all the background that is required) and a few answers are unaltered:
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QUESTION: Does the president continue to have confidence in Mr. Rove?

MCCLELLAN: More like a cringing, supine fealty born of an absolute, smack-like dependence on his advice and man-milk.

QUESTION: So you’re not going to respond as to whether or not the president has confidence in his deputy chief of staff?

MCCLELLAN: Well, it's not confidence... more like a cringing, supine fealty born of an absolute, smack-like dependence on his advice and man-milk. Wow. Deja vu.
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QUESTION: Who is Karl Rove as it relates to this administration?

MCCLELLAN: Father.. mother.. occasional lover.

QUESTION: No, no, no, no. Who is Karl Rove as it relates to this current administration?

MCCLELLAN: OK, frequent lover.


Good times, good times...