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Guy Ritchie Planning to Make Sherlock Holmes Snatchier

Frenetic director and Madonna's better half, Guy Ritchie, is working on a new take on Sherlock Holmes for Warner Bros.--but this won't be your grandpa's Sherlock! Working from a script based on an upcoming comic, the Snatch director's take will reportedly reinvent the characters, making Holmes "more adventuresome and take advantage of his skills as a boxer and swordsman." It's about time that pipe-smoking pansy dropped all that brilliant reasoning shit and started indiscriminately punching and stabbing some dudes. And would it kill Watson to drop some freestyle rapping over Holmes's violin?

Why don't you just rip my heart out and stomp all over it while you're at it, Mr. Ritchie? Let me make this real clear:

Holmes. Watson. Any questions?

How do you do a screencap on one of these things?

I've gotta' admit I've been a bit lukewarm on this season's Venture Brothers, but the latest episode The Buddy System kicked some serious ass!

( A couple of things behind the cut for spoilers... )